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InterMittens, A Discordian Open Source Magazine 
  telarus
 
05:04pm 05/01/2009
 

Issues 01 & 02 are Now Available (click on image)

 
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Word Cloud 
  telarus
 
02:31am 29/10/2008
  The 170 most common words in the Principia Discordia, give or take:

 
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Confusion Reigns in Belguim 
  telarus
 
02:56pm 15/07/2008
  This Just In....

Belgium Government collapses on Discordian Holiday (ConfuFlux! Sweetmorn, 50th of Confusion, YOLD 3174):

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/07/14/international/i162219D28.DTL

POEE meeting minutes describe possible reorganization of the Fair-Play-for-Switzerland Committee as the Fair-Play-for-Belgium Committee.

St. Swithun has released this public statement: "With national heroes like Hercule Poirot, the countrymen of Belgium should not fear the coming 40 Days of Confusion. A savvy application of their little grey cells should find them in a good position for the upcoming Season of Bureaucracy. All Hail Discordia."
 
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  kuranes
 
02:23am 13/01/2007
  I guess no one here has mentioned it, but yesterday, Robert Anton Wilson died.

http://robertantonwilson.blogspot.com/2007/01/raw-essence.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Anton_Wilson#Death

I don't know what I can say about it.
 
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  jahbulon
 
07:34pm 08/12/2006
  http://www.apple.com/trailers/newline/thenumber23/trailer/


Hmmm....
 
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Student Pwns Creationist History Teacher 
  telarus
 
08:27pm 16/11/2006
  And I pwn the website that the article is on. Follow the annotations and come back here.

Student tapes teacher proselytizing in class


Accept Jesus or 'you belong in hell,' he said


Wednesday, November 15, 2006
BY KEN THORBOURNE
JERSEY JOURNAL


A Kearny High School student has accused a history teacher of crossing the line between teaching and preaching -- and he says he's got the tapes to prove it.
...
On Oct. 10 -- a month after he first requested a meeting with the principal -- LaClair met with Paszkiewicz, Somma and the head of the social studies department.

At first, Paszkiewicz denied he mixed in religion with his history lesson, and the adults in the room appeared to be buying it, LaClair said. But then he[Matthew] reached into his backpack and produced the CDs.
 
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  annabellelaw
 
11:07am 30/10/2006
  OK - here's the deal. I want to get the name Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst said on-air, on BBC radio 1.

Here's what you should do.

1- Sign Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst up for any and all junk mail you can. Fill in web forms!
(you can find information on him here: http://jubal.westnet.com/hyperdiscordia/lord_omar_biography.html )
His e-mail address is Ravenhurst5@hotmail.com
Use whatever real-world postal address seems appropriate to you.

2- When signing Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst up to receive his free sample of washing powder, or asking some mailing house to send him details on their offers, leave this number as part of his details: 07770 756 408 . It is the Radio1 flirt divert number.
(more information here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/scottmills/flirtdivert.shtml )

3- Post this in your own journal, but do not say who you ganked it from. Encourage your friends, neighbours, school teachers, trusted enemies and pets to post this too.

The idea is that the radio 1 number will get innundated with calls from people offering them free soap powder, timeshare deals and new phone contracts. All in the name of Omar Khayyam Ravenhurst. Eventually they'll get so pissed off that they will mention his name on air, if only to call him a sad-act or something.

4- Run away giggling, or not.

5- Rinse, wash, repeal
 
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Remember, Remember the 5th of November 
  malaul
 
10:27am 21/10/2006
 

If you oppose tyranny and value freedom, and if you wish to take part in a ritual that will return freedom to the United States, while banishing tyranny from its borders, please click here.

Spread the word, before it is too late. Post it on your journal. E-mail the link to friends. Get the word out however you can. Everyone who may want to participate should be made aware as soon as possible.

At the stroke of midnight on the Fifth of November, Justice returns to our great nation. May she stay long.


 
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Leary's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 
  telarus
 
11:54pm 15/10/2006
  So, I'm watching TMNT2 the movie, live-action, yah, that one. Mainly because my gf's 7yr old has never seen them (we watched the first one on Thurs). So we're grooving on the lighthearted comedy, and the decent martial arts (if you can call choreography in large foam suits decent), when I happen to mention to Olivia that Donitello seems to have taken a dominant 3rd circuit imprint. We immediately peg Michelangelo as the 4th circuit hedonist, and Raphael as the 2nd circuit emotionalist, leaving Leonardo as the 1st circuit survivalist badass.

The mapping to the RAW-Leary 8 circuit model seems crazily accurate. I suppose that means that Splinter's the 5th circuit neuro-adept, and that Shredder represents the Chapel Perilous, opposition to the journey to the higher 4.

I wonder if they'd map to the RAW theory linking the tarot suits to the 8 circuit model.

Just thought I'd mention that.
 
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  jahbulon
 
05:00pm 03/10/2006
  http://www.rushkoff.com/2006/10/robert-anton-wilson-needs-our-help.php

Stolen from lunaticxfringe. Spread, spread, spread.

Robert Anton Wilson needs our help

Robert is dying at his home from post polio syndrome. He has enough money for next months rent and after that, will be unable to pay. He cannot walk, has a hard time talking and swallowing, is extremely frail and needs full time care that is being provided by several friends-fans-volunteers and family. We appeal to you to help financially for the next few months to let him die at his home in peace.

Any donations can be made to Bob directly to the Paypal account olgaceline@gmail.com
You can also send a check payable to Robert Anton Wilson to
Dennis Berry c/o Futique Trust
P.O. Box 3561
Santa Cruz, CA 95063.

If you can donate something to his PayPal account to help, please do. I will. If anybody deserves it, Uncle Bob does. He should pass over with at least a modicum of dignity.

Hail Eris :(
 
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"Xena" To Be Named Eris 
  telarus
 
03:06pm 14/09/2006
  This is why I read Slashdot.


rdwald writes,
"After over a year of hanging in maybe-planet limbo, newly-classified 2003 UB313, nicknamed Xena, now has a permanent name: Eris, goddess of strife. Its moon will be named Dysnomia, after the goddess of lawlessness — in Greek mythology, Eris's daughter — certainly not a reference there... I don't think I'm alone when I say, 'Hail Eris! All hail Discordia!'" In the same IAU announcement (PDF), Pluto was given its official minor planet number: 134340.


BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Hail Eris!

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Idea 
  bluetigereyes
 
02:09am 21/05/2006
  What about relabeling street signs in your neighborhood so that they mean something useful to you? Especially if you've moved to a new town where you don't know your way around. Like GPS grid coordinates, or the actual number which corresponds with the street name. You could add signs with directional arrows on them to help people find their orientation while they are walking about. Reduce the subjective noise you have to filter through for getting around while increasing the noise everyone else has to put up with:). Undermine the authority of place names:).
So its not the BEST idea, I still kind of like it.
 
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I aim to misbehave 
  cpt_babypants
 
02:22pm 23/03/2006
  Image hosting by Photobucket

Thanks to englishpigdog.
 
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What the fuck is all this? 
  one_eye_dollar
 
08:42pm 26/11/2005
  New to this whole journal place, old to this damn world. Hello those who don't know me, to hell with those who do. I want to talk about having your mind fucked. Cause mine has been fucked loose like you wouldn't believe. Today I was wondering if all the memories I currently have in my head are really implant memories inserted by the goons who currently control this universe and think I am unaware of thier little tricks. Be they damned! I must stop thinking I know who I am. Yesterday I was someone else. False memories? What's a real memory and does anyone have any for sale? I will trade some dusty old photographs of some people I used to believe were my family. But seriously folks, does anyone read this place? Does anyone out there care to speculate with me on just who the fuck is fucking our minds and why?

One Eye
 
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Actual DEA Badge 
  cpt_babypants
 
11:52am 29/09/2005
 
mood: amused
I can't believe this existsCollapse )


Quite often, the bureaucracy makes a joke of itself.
 
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  cpt_babypants
 
03:06pm 16/09/2005
 
mood: busy
The Party Hard Corps ManifestoCollapse )

partyhardcorps
 
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  kuranes
 
01:00am 04/09/2005
  It hadn't occurred to me before to post this here, but I just wanted to mention this concept I've recently come across called ARG - Alternate Reality Gaming.
A good description, introduction, and lots of info are here.

Basically it's like a social puzzle with a plot solving process that revolves around breaking the fourth wall through the internet. This can extend to getting emails and phone calls from the characters in the game themselves, and even possibly meeting them in real life. I just thought it was a very OM concept.
 
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  hellmutt
 
10:22am 26/08/2005
  I hope this wasn't anybody here...

It would make a good prank, though, with a few more elaborate details.
 
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  tweeeeeek
 
01:52pm 18/08/2005
 

From: Richard / Tristan Naugle / Lear [mailto:mazzivebrojegdz@gmail.com]
Sent: Thursday, August 18, 2005 11:21 AM
To: Bobbie Yeo; Zach; Tristan Lear; Terry Burton; Tasha; Schmoo Bear; Richard Naugle; olio1752@hotmail.com; Mitch; Mat; Marissa Gieger; Lauren; Kevin; Katie; Jash; Emily; Elosas; Duncan; Crystal; Bunsun; Barbie; Annie; Andrea
Subject: Fwd: someone close to us has recently exit

 

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tristan D. Lear <trissypissy@gmail.com>
Date: Aug 18, 2005 10:46 AM
Subject: someone close to us has recently exit
To: mazzivebrojegdz@gmail.com

MOTHERFUCKING SATURDAY:

 

(or any noisemaker)

 

WE WILL CONGREGATE IN THE UPSTAIRS PARKING LOT AT DILLARDS BETWEEN 1:45 AND 2:00 PM. BRIDGETTE WILL DEMONSTRATE THE CUE AHEAD OF TIME AS I CANNOT DESCRIBE IT IN EMAIL FORM. WE SHOULD SEAT OURSELVES IN THE FOOD COURT IN A DISPERSED FASHION AND NOT LOOKING IN ANY WAY ORGANIZED BEFORE 2:07. 

WE WILL NEED A HUGE AND SCATTERED PRESENSE TO OVERCOME THE FOOD COURT CHATTER & ECHOES. WHEN WE HEAR THE CUE WE WILL BRIEFLY DISTURB THE AURAL ENVIRONMENT FOR ABOUT FIVE SECONDS. WE KNOW WE WILL HAVE MADE IMPACT IF WE CREATE A SILENCE.

I HAVE NO IDEA. IT COULD TURN OUT AMAZING OR PERHAPS WE WILL HALLUCINATE A CLIMAX ON OUR OWN OR MAYBE WE'LL END WITH SUICIDE. REGARDLESS, DON'T fucking GIGGLE UNTIL AFTER WE RE-CONGREGATE TO DO SO. DO NOT APPEAR ORGANIZED. THE IDEA IS TO MAKE THE OBSERVER WONDER. ORGANIZED THINGS DON'T CREATE THAT EFFECT.

WE WILL RE-CONGREGATE IN THE DILLARDS UPSTAIRS PARKING LOT AT 2:30. DO NOT LEAVE THE FOOD COURT IMMEDIETLY AFTER KAZOO, TRY NOT TO EYE EACH OTHER TOO MUCH. DISSOLVE TOWARD THE PARKING LOT SLOWLY, INCREMENTALLY. EAT SOME FOOD MAYBE, IT'S A FOOD COURT. WE = PUBLIC.

Also, buy a kazoo.

 
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RAW Day 
  kuranes
 
05:13pm 23/07/2005
  What is everyone doing today? I want to somehow commemorate it but have no ideas...  
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